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Mirror mirror on the wall
ONE IS BIG AND FAT with all the polish of a
portly dowager. Critics describe her as a “dinosaur”. The other is sleek and
quick, and capable of long outings, but derided as incontrovertibly
“plastic”. Who would you pick for a snog or, in this case, a transpacific
flight? With the much-touted rollout of the Airbus A-380 behemoth, the gloves
have come off as Boeing cries foul and prepares for the arrival of its very
own B-787 “Dreamliner”. What’s the fuss? Airbus has opted for a super
aeroplane that will render the stalwart B-747 all but obsolete, transporting
a vast scrum of bodies in one neat package. While offering 49 percent more
room than a Boeing 747, the Airbus 380’s operating costs are cited at around
15 to 20 percent lower per seat. Add to this claims of fewer emissions, less
noise, and a seat capacity stretching from the median 555 to a staggering 800
(double the heaving bottoms on a B747), and it’s small wonder airline
accountants are beaming. Airbus claims its plane is more fuel efficient than
a car. The new, and larger, Airbus wing design ensures
future versions of the aircraft can handle a total weight of up to 750 tons.
This means the US$280m A380 will achieve optimum cost-efficiency carrying
closer to 800 passengers. That’s a lot of beers and queues for the toilets –
on two floors. Not perhaps what passengers want to hear. Assembly is a major
production, one dogged by technical glitches, the latest being wiring delays
as the aircraft carries hundreds of kilometres of wire that have to be
painstakingly fed to various parts of the frame. The A380
is a space guzzler - it needs more runway, more apron for its giant wing
span, and redesigned boarding gates
The A380 had hoped to commence service in 2006
with Singapore Airlines but delivery delays have cast a pall on this and
other orders. Airports everywhere are quailing at the prospect. Heathrow’s
Terminal Three will need to undergo expensive redesign to accommodate the
Airbus A380 and Emirates has already begun using oversized ground equipment
in Dubai to be in readiness for its own delivery. The new Airbus is a space
guzzler. It needs more runway to clear the ground, more taxiway for the sweep
of its enormous 79m wingspan, and boarding gates need rejigging to deal with
the logistics of deplaning 800 people from a towering double-decker. Boeing sensibly believes large capacity aircraft
flying to big, overcrowded, dispersal “hubs” are passé. Travellers want speed
and direct connections. The B787 Dreamliner (formerly the B7E7) is the result
of Boeing’s new preoccupation. The aircraft is swift and fuel efficient, with
a cruising speed of Mach 0.85. It is smaller and can access regional airports
without fuss. It also has a range that can extend to 16,000km carrying about
280 passengers. The good news for passengers is the B-787 is pressurised for
a lower altitude and with higher cabin humidity. The catch is, the plane will
not be certified and delivered until 2008 and its test flights commence only
in 2007. With the myriad Airbus delays, Boeing’s Small Wet Dream proceeds
apace, gathering momentum. Rival Airbus, once busy gobbling up orders, is in
the wings red-faced. And, keenly aware that Boeing may be onto something, it
is also working on a smaller, more fuel-efficient A350 to compete
head-to-head with the B787. Boeing may yet have the last laugh. Qantas has
committed a potential US$18 billion for up to 115 of the sleek B787s with the
first 65 coming on line from 2008. The B787
has opted for a sweeping archways design and light diodes in the ceiling that
mimic the changing sky colours
But do you need to fly a football field halfway
across the world? Virgin Atlantic, Air France, Lufthansa, Thai Airways
International, Malaysia Airlines, Korean, Etihad and China Southern, among
others, believe so. Some will put in gyms, bars, casinos, shops, offices and
even play areas – but not for the Mile High Club, whose members will have to
fend for themselves in vast open spaces. The coliseum has failed to
materialise, disappointing those who would love to toss all airline chefs to
the lions, Christian or not. And while a lot of seats can be crammed into an
A380, not all airlines plan to do so. The Boeing 787 cabin will offer a visually
relaxing “sweeping archways” design, window shades whose opacity can be
altered at the flick of a button, greater humidification of cabin air, and a
sky simulation effect through the use of colour changing light-emitting
diodes in the aircraft ceiling. Aisles will be wider as will the seats. It is more than likely that there is a market for
both products. But the transatlantic diatribe continues to escalate. Boeing
asserts Airbus has competed, unfairly, through backdoor European subsidies.
Yet, Boeing itself has been a major beneficiary of state and federal aid with
Washington State bending over backwards to ensure the B-787 plant stays with
them. Much of Boeing’s aircraft design has been a spin-off from US
military-sponsored research. By 1949,
Boeing 377 Stratocruisers were plying the North Atlantic with opulent living
rooms for first class
Was big always beautiful? The prodigious and
spectacularly ill-starred 12-engine Dornier Do-X was the world’s biggest
aircraft in 1929, its hull accommodating a full three floors. The Wall Street
crash ended its career despite a problem-plagued round-the-world PR stunt
that took ten months to accomplish, achieving little in the end. By 1949,
double-decker Boeing 377 Stratocruisers were plying the North Atlantic with
opulent digs, and even living rooms, for first class passengers. No flat seat
hype then. The B377 used real beds. And there was the memorable Howard Hughes
“Spruce Goose” (H4 Hercules) that took to the skies, briefly, in 1947. This
extraordinary flying boat arrived too late to aid in the war effort – its
prime purpose – and was relegated to museum attraction. Barring the hugely successful B747, aviation
history has not been kind to passenger aircraft behemoths. Now, once again,
we shall have to wait and see. |